September 2011
for whatever reason the casual internet user seems to meet internet acronyms and phrases with stigma so i have developed a plan what if you just took internet acronyms and phrases and changed them up using black metal as your inspiration let’s see what we can come up with
tldr - KEYSTROKE MASSACRE
lol - THE BANSHEE SHRIEKS
omg - HARKEN MY CALL THOR
irl - ON A VIKING WARSHIP
g2g - VALHALLA BECKONS
gtfo - GOBLINS ARENT WELCOME HERE
brb - RAGE TAKES THE BERSERKER MOMENTARILY
Tales of the Abyss fans will appreciate this. XD
So I was helping a lady choose a DS game for a gift. She wasn’t sure what Lego game he had already so she calls the father.
“Hey I’m here at the store, Guy.”
I smile. But then …
“I’m trying to figure out which Lego game he has already. Do you know which one Luke already has?”
… I slowly moved away from her because I must have had the biggest WTF face. Seriously.
I had to share this store because I couldn’t believe it.
Your name is DAVE STRIDER.
And you’re asked to make a contract by some creature
that resembles one of Bro’s anime collections.
Usually a cool dude like you would probably say no
because it’s NONSENSE and think it must be one of Bro’s IRONIC gamebut—-
You are now consider EVERYTHING
that could SAVE YOUR ASS in this moment.
==>
You look SUGOKU KAWAII!
HOMUDAVE IS MY LOVE <3
Spoilers. What a shocker.
I lied. More spoilers. I think.
Spoilers, almost done for real. Maybe.
IN WHICH JUDE IS A SADISTIC YANDERE AND BEATS ON OLD MEN
I love you for that comment XD
FINALLY DONE WITH SPOILERS. GOD.
I'M RUNNING OUT OF SPOILER TITLES
Spoilers, almost done for real. Maybe.
SPOILERS: I NEED TO STOP
FINAL SPOILERS I SWEAR
Is there a video for this scene?
Can I see it?
And favorite it
So I can cry over it again and aga—//shot
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZH-TK4xmfxM
CRY FOREVER
FINAL SPOILERS I SWEAR
YOU SHOULD DO THE SCENE AFTER THE FIGHT.
YES. DO IT.
//hides
WHAT
NO
MAYBE
YES
FINAL SPOILERS I SWEAR
OH MAN LOOK AT THESE SPOILERS (Almost done I swear)
SPOILERS EVERYWHERE
Still Spoilers
SPOILERS: Why am I still doing this.
Oh man, still spoilers.
