for whatever reason the casual internet user seems to meet internet acronyms and phrases with stigma so i have developed a plan what if you just took internet acronyms and phrases and changed them up using black metal as your inspiration let’s see what we can come up with
tldr - KEYSTROKE MASSACRE
lol - THE BANSHEE SHRIEKS
omg - HARKEN MY CALL THOR
irl - ON A VIKING WARSHIP
g2g - VALHALLA BECKONS
gtfo - GOBLINS ARENT WELCOME HERE
brb - RAGE TAKES THE BERSERKER MOMENTARILY
So I was helping a lady choose a DS game for a gift. She wasn’t sure what Lego game he had already so she calls the father.
“Hey I’m here at the store, Guy.”
I smile. But then …
“I’m trying to figure out which Lego game he has already. Do you know which one Luke already has?”
… I slowly moved away from her because I must have had the biggest WTF face. Seriously.
I had to share this store because I couldn’t believe it.
Your name is DAVE STRIDER.
And you’re asked to make a contract by some creature
that resembles one of Bro’s anime collections.
Usually a cool dude like you would probably say no
because it’s NONSENSE and think it must be one of Bro’s IRONIC game
You are now consider EVERYTHING
that could SAVE YOUR ASS in this moment.
You look SUGOKU KAWAII!
HOMUDAVE IS MY LOVE <3